ZThemes

If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

timid-fallen-angel:

wayward-loner:

ragin-jaeger:

dontfitthemold:

tardispony:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

image

that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

Oh boy…

I’ll be waiting for your confessions

Alright, time to wait for all 0 messages I’ll get.

Lol imma get none

imageand now we wait

I’ve thought about my favourite characters in games, books, and shows, and….

they’re either well built guys with light/blond slicked back hair and always look like they’re assholes but really aren’t
or they’re bubbly ubeat kind girls with knee-highs and reddish-brown hair who’re just huge sweeties with some sass

RIP in pieces me

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MY OBSESSION WITH SADDIQ IS SARAH’S FAULT BLAME HER

Mistral, making excuses for her infatuations.

sadly
i dont have like
50 turk pics on hand to make a
"oh, really? are you sure it’s my fault, and just my fault alone" kinda joke

such a shame

(via vaintecrepuscule)

is it sad that i do

(via konigin-der-lugner)

yes it is
mistral
this is an intervention
you need to let go of the turk


and embrace the très bein moi

(via vaintecrepuscule)

sarah i’m into francis too you know that right

(via konigin-der-lugner)

yeah
but i have fran pics because frenchies are cuties

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MY OBSESSION WITH SADDIQ IS SARAH’S FAULT BLAME HER

Mistral, making excuses for her infatuations.

sadly
i dont have like
50 turk pics on hand to make a
"oh, really? are you sure it’s my fault, and just my fault alone" kinda joke

such a shame

(via vaintecrepuscule)

is it sad that i do

yes it is
mistral
this is an intervention
you need to let go of the turk


and embrace the très bein moi

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MY OBSESSION WITH SADDIQ IS SARAH’S FAULT BLAME HER

— Mistral, making excuses for her infatuations.

sadly
i dont have like
50 turk pics on hand to make a
"oh, really? are you sure it’s my fault, and just my fault alone" kinda joke

such a shame

idiotblogger:

No mom they aren’t strangers on the internet they went to school with me but moved away

I’M MAKING MUSES

AND
THESE 35-OR-SOMETHING YEAR OLD MEN ARE LITERALLY LIKE TWO TYPES OF PRETEEN KID

THE OBNOXIOUS ‘fuck that shit imma do it my way because im hella’ KID
AND
THE STICK UP HIS ASS ‘guys no we’re planning this shit and were doing this my way no ifs ands or buts’


AND THEIR ONLY PAST TIME NOWADAYS ARE LITERALLY ANNOYING THE SHIT OUTTA THEIR THE EX-“BOSS”/”BIG BROTHER”


and said brother was the one whom the joke quote from prior (the you fucked my wife one) was said by, referring to these dweebs




I DON’T KNOW WHAT IM DOING ANYMORE WHY—



konigin-der-lugner:

flirtykomaeda got into my top fans again and i’m not sure how to feel

fuckin sarah’s top though why is sarah top i’m supposed to be top

ba dum tss

konigin-der-lugner:

UPDATE: WE CAN’T FIND A SPERM DONOR FOR LUDWIG BECAUSE OF THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE THING IT’S CANON HRE IS GERMANY THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER POSSIBILITY

"had" is going to be a hard word for adalric

thats it 
hre confirmed for germany

no words can express anything else

AND YOU. AND YOU, AND YOU, AND YOU. YOU ALL. FUCKED. MY WIFE.

— Adalric Beilschmidt, after learning about the fathers of Theresa’s other children.